As I did at home but have not been able to do since I've landed in Europe.
If anything we'd be inclined to think you wanted help with your phone working on vacation.
No mention of you ever successfully logged in before. (I know the answer now, but you gave nothing).
No mention of what you wanted help with.
No idea that you regularly log in to check on your granddaughters data use.
No list of anything we could use to help,
You mention these other posts that have similar problems, just link to one of them so we can read exactly what you are talking about...
I even commented that "You're not even going to ask for assistance"? and your response was you set it up "just to vent" and still asked no question.
When what you chose for us to think about was "stupid", "ridiculous" and other non-related things
why would we be inclined to think you knew you had any idea of what you were doing?