And it's not even Sunday.....
As for the free phone, the only way a single line was eligible is if you ported from a competing carrier and had or add DirecTV satellite service.
Your threats are ridiculous. You cannot sue, you can't sic the FBI or police on ATT for valid charges. You itemized them above. The wireless charges are published on the website and yours are in line with valid charges. So is the TV charge.
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